Kuala Lumpur

Kuala Lumpur, or KL (they love abbreviating things out here, one bloke I sat next to on the bus insisted he supported MU) is a big, clean, efficient, but above all wet city – at least it was when we were there! Its population, along with the rest of Malaysia, is made up of a curious ethnic and religious blend of Malays, Indians, Chinese, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists and Christians. This makes for an interesting mix of language, cuisine and architecture.

As we had very little time in Kuala Lumpur, we sorted out a room after arriving on the bus and immediately went out sight-seeing to the Batu Caves. The Batu Caves are Hindu-worshipped naturally formed caves that are a 12k bus ride out of town. We got off the bus into a full-blown monsoon! Even after living in England all these years we’d never seen rain like that. Lightning crackled through the air and thunder peeled and clapped off the enormous limestone cliffs in which the caves are housed. In seconds we were soaked through, in minutes the car park we were standing in had turned into a foot-deep lake of water swimming with, amongst other things, people’s flip-flops and shoes! (you have to take your shoes off when entering a temple)

In these conditions we climbed the 272 steps to the huge opening of the caves. There was some sort of Hindu ceremony going on inside which lent the caves an echoey religiousity and statues of the – many – Hindu gods stared at us from within. We were told there would be monkeys wandering around and were a bit put out that none were to be seen. However, as soon as we came out the rain – typically – abated. And then the monkeys descended! about 2 dozen emerged from the trees and began climbing the steps, stealing things from tourists, and growling at Amy!

The next day we wandered around the city, first to the Petronas towers – the tallest in the world until 2004 – and then to the KL tower; which we were about to ascend when – you guessed it – it started monsooning again!

We got the overnight train to Singapore which would have been a most comfortable train journey if it wasn’t for a Japanese and an Indian guy discussing the vagaries of the world economy – very loudly – into the small hours.

Unfortunately we didn’t have enough time in Malaysia; we only had 5 days to travel all the way from Thailand to Singapore. On the way we stopped in Georgetown, on an island called Penang. It was a world heritage site but we didn’t have any free time to explore, we literally just slept and left. The country has a lot to offer, and may be one to come back to in the future.

Koh Tao

In the interests of balanced reporting, we must relate this little anecdote in order to show that this travelling lark is not all a bed of roses: We had planned to fly from Hanoi to Bangkok, get on a train down to the South of Thailand and from there board a ferry to Koh Tao, one of the Thai islands. It started off well; taxi to the airport at Hanoi, flight left on time, landed early, we picked up a bus to the train station – no problems. It started going downhill when we were told that all the trains were fully booked. Rather than spend a night in Bangkok we opted for a 10-hour bus journey, followed by a 3-hour wait in a ‘waiting room’ (which was literally just that – a room), then a 2-hour wait at the ferry pier and finally a 3-hour ferry journey. Things started becoming dreadful when I was violently sick 15 minutes before the bus left. I then spent the entire journey in agony, camped out next to whatever toilet I could find, with various fluids pouring out of me. By the time we arrived in Koh Tao, 27 hours after we had left Hanoi, I felt like I’d puked myself inside out.

Anyway, after a day in bed we were ready to explore Koh Tao. Originally we’d planned to go island hopping over two or three islands but Koh Tao charmed us so much that we ended up staying 6 nights.

It’s known as Turtle Island because of a giant palm tree-covered hump which slopes like a giant turtle shell over the centre of the island. The place has been very much modernised (read Westernised) but done in such a tasteful way that it complements its natural beauty. And what natural beauty – prone longboats bob in a placid turquoise sea that laps at a beach of powdery white sand; restaurants light up the beach by night, with barbecues and, of course, happy hours aplenty; further back, narrow walking streets are home to expensive guest houses and bars and restaurants, some of which wouldn’t look out of place in the West End. Unfortunately the prices wouldn’t be out of place in the West End either! It is exorbitantly expensive here, that’s the only down side.

We managed to find a wooden bungalow for 6 pounds a night, which is bleedin’ miraculous given the price of most of them! It didn’t have its own beach, so we nonchalantly marched down to the resort next door and staked our claim on their sunbeds and hammocks, glaring at the honeymooners who looked at us suspiciously! At night we drunk cheap rum & coke and played cards, and we found a restaurant that was much cheaper (and therefore busier) than anywhere else. In this way we kept our expenses down.

Everyone here seemingly hires out a motorbike or some sort of off-road vehicle so we thought we’d give that a go too. One day we got a gleaming new scooter and another we got a clapped out old dirt bike that we had to take back, but not before filling it with petrol!

Tonight though, it’s back on the road (or sea). We’ve got an overnight trip on a cargo boat to Surat Thani, on the Thai mainland, followed by a trifling 9 hour bus ride to Butterworth in Malaysia where we’ll stay overnight before making our way to Kuala Lumpur. Let’s hope this journey is not as bad as the last.